Tuesday 3 March 2015

The New Zealand Wizard

A young couple with a baby quickly scampered away when The Wizard  arrived. This happened ,   I  know.....I WAS THERE !
  The editing done here is not  to remove content , but  to remove the  background noises of wind and airplanes - which also removes some content.
 The film images look very dark for some reason ,this is very odd for a sunny day.....Is it his Aura ?

#nz #kiwi #wizard #newzealand  



watch  this video ^


Wizard of New Zealand


In 1982 the New Zealand Art Gallery Directors Association issued a statement that in their opinion the Wizard was an authentic living work of art and the City Council appointed him Wizard of Christchurch. In 1990 the prime minister, Mike Moore, an old friend, appointed him the official Wizard of New Zealand.



Better than a Chocolate Teapot





The Wizard is a Master Debater watch this video ^





Telecom  

He confronted Telecom over the colour of public telephone boxes.  They were red ,  and  were being painted blue.  Not  a fan  of Doctor Who .  When  he left ( or arrived -  I  have forgotten which ) at the Telecom building  on one occasion all the power went out,  and  they were afraid.  Telecom gave him a phone box to shut  him  up ,  but   then they needed it and asked for it back !

He also played for a local rugby team, heckled Christian evangelist Ray Comfort, evaded the compulsory census, and performed three drought-breaking rain dances in Canterbury, Auckland and the Australian outback.






Wizard Map


The Wizard produced an upside-down map using the  Hobo-Dyer projection which placed New Zealand and Australia top-centre.This is  not it , but  just to give  you an  idea of what  it  is  like.







Wizard Book


An autobiography has been published, "My Life as a Miracle" 

I have read  it  ,  the local  libraries have copies. There is another book on  the way.















Watch This Video







The Truth is : What the Boss says  it  is. They  control it .



About women





Women like to take men shopping with them and this turns the men  into Zombies.  They  stumble around and  their eyes glaze over.


In  agricultural societies they learn how to use plants ,  domesticate animals  and  control men.

Women  control Men in several ways.
1) By  controlling the means of production. They  can make babies. If  a man wants a baby he needs a woman.

2) Through violence

Men  have these delicate organs that hang  on  the outside of  their bodies, shaped like kidneys.
Women  like  to  target this area ,  and  think  it  is funny.








About Religion





These babies are mummies boys and soon grow up to  become  either Soldiers or Priests. 


Before there was organised religion there were Wizards

He is so weird that he was in a movie 


Things will remain messed up until Wizards are back in charge  of running and organizing all things again.



Not sure about the Wizard...






This is the end of this blog post




The New Zealand Wizard Approves